The Vegas Selfie Comedy Jam: "You B*s Could Never"

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An Old Fashioned, some red lipstick and a black dress…sigh, there’s just something undeniable about a good ol’ classic. The beloved Vegas showgirl may be an endangered species these days (insert tear), but “VEGAS! THE SHOW” preserved those feather-clad beauties and the likes of an era when everything was flashier and dripping with sophistication. What’s that you ask? Can a show filled with gorgeous and talented women a la Rat Pack era really exist in the here and now? Oh yes my friend, it sure can and all we have to say is raise that curtain and let the good times roll. With a little song, a lot of dance and that certain sultry allure that only old timey Vegas could pull off, this is a trip down memory lane and, well, it’s pretty legit. The costumes are fun, funky, sexy and so real. Ok, well maybe not the candy-themed costumes but hell, their Sammy Davis Jr. sure had us pining for an autograph. For a city that was built on pure, raw talent and obviously dolla dolla bills, this show celebrates iconic moments from the city's rich entertainment history through the decades that made the Vegas we know and love today. And we’ll tip our top hats to that.
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I said what I said. Live from the Jimmy Kimmel Comedy Club in Las Vegas — and I meant every word.

Let me be clear: Vegas is NOT for itineraries. You are not here to jet ski. You are not here to zip line. You are here to let the Casamigos tell you what to do and deal with the consequences later. That's it. That's the whole plan.

I took eight shots of Peach Cîroc on an empty stomach, passed out on the Strip, and woke up getting flat ironed by the Las Vegas pavement. I was a McGriddle that day. And I regret nothing.

Three days MAX, okay? Anything longer than that and you're ending up in the hospital, jail, the cemetery, or butt naked in the desert with a glow-in-the-dark cock ring on. There is no in between.

And yes — I'm a fiancée now. Which means this might be my last Vegas trip, because if I come back, the wedding is OFF. You cannot help yourself in this city. It's a spirit. I think it was literally founded by a hoe.

Me and the legendary Luenell gave y'all everything at the Jimmy Kimmel Comedy Club — and do you know how much I charge for stuff like this? God does. You're welcome.

Favor ain't fair. And you b*s could NEVER. ????

???? Just Nesh ft. Luenell
???? Live from Jimmy Kimmel Comedy Club, Las Vegas

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Category
Las Vegas Strip Club
Tags
Stand Up Comedy, Adult Stand Up Comedy, Just Nesh
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