Monopoly Slots REVENGE!! Making A Comeback At El Cortez Casino

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Last game we totally got CRUSHED at Monopoly. We returned to El Cortez with $2,500, but our goal was much more simple this time: we just wanted to get the vig. Vig is the interest. It's your due.

Free Parking Hold & Spin ($250), free games ($300+), and a Monopoly board bonus that actually worked — left the casino up. Monopoly, you can consider yourself PAID. ????

In other news: Bob is on muscle relaxers now (pinched nerve, but gambling all the same), and whatever he says "cannot be held against him in the court of law OR public opinion." We met the nicest Canadians at El Cortez — we just remember the nice ones.

Larry Bird got his whole backstory, even his "The Hick from French Lick" moniker. Tila Tequila had an out-of-left-field appearance. Bob had to play Rasputin during an entire road trip and Stockholm Syndrome-ed his friends into enjoying it. And Bob called us "an automobile society," only to immediately realize he was sitting on Free Parking and didn't have a clue what he was saying. Typical Bob. ????

Glasses for a live stream are on the back burner for now. Stay tuned.

Same Page Club: people who can name the streets in Monopoly come from Atlantic City.

"It owes us money. It owes us dinner or something." — Bob
"You sassy bastard." — Leo

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